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Disclaimer: This blog
entry is a heavy flow of chaotic and messed up notions of a menstruating girl.
Be prepared. Anything could happen. Here we go.
*Read the underlined
words in a Ghetto Accent to best enjoy this post. *Snapsfingers
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I’ve been bogging my
brains out on what to write again for my blog but then I couldn’t really
concentrate because well my vagina was bleeding and it hurts like seriously I
can’t even. Yes it’s that time of the month when nature reminds a woman that
she is not pregnant so she makes women suffer by bleeding them to death and
telling them in their face “suffer ya’ prude bitch”. Why do girls bleed?
Like seriously, it’s not safe to bleed this much, why am I still alive? I
should be dead right now. You know guys are really lucky ‘cause y’all don’t
get to bleed and you don’t get to carry the evidence of f*cking around. I know
that there’s an acceptable scientific reason that backs up this incredibly
depressing phenomenon but it still nags me to the bone why it could hurt this
much, I know speak for a lot of girls when I say ‘never mess with a girl
when she’s on her period’.
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Dogs
follow us around. Animals can smell blood, especially
dogs. So if a girl is being chased by a dog well surprise surprise she on her
period. Like seriously who let the dogs out? Lay off dogs, let us bleed in
peace.
Fat/Ugly.
If
you hear a girl say this word once or twice it’s only natural but if she says
it almost every waking moment of your life then it’s a sign brother. Do not
mess with her because she is at her most insecure and vulnerable state.
Whenever a girl blurts out or asks you “I’m so fat” or “Why am I soooo UGLY??”
just retreat like evacuate right now.
Not
Swimming. Especially on the beach. We will attract sharks. And
lots of ‘em. So if you invite a girl for a swim and then you find yourself
surrounded with a bunch of sharks, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Icecream.
If she is constantly craving or already knee deep in several pints of her favorite
icecream well that’s a sure sign already. It’s like a welcoming mat that says “Hello
I am on my period don’t show yourself for the whole week, thank you and good
bye”.
Tears. When a girl busts a weep for no apparent reason well b*tch is on her period. Girls tend to get more emotional during their red days sometimes it’s probably because it hurts but most of the time there aren’t any reasons. Can’t a girl weep?
When we’re monstrating
uh I mean menstruating it’s best to leave us alone. That’s All.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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